Maintenance Man A man who is called upon for simple maintenance issues a woman may have. For example, unclogging her pipes, knocking wood, or laying pipe. The woman is typically a YUPI (I have no clue what that is) who is not interested in a relationship, at least not with the man in question. The maintenance man usually does his job in the late evening and leaves when the "job" is complete. Maintenance man services are free of charge.
Definition from Urban Dictionary
Basically, Fatman and Shanda got an email from a woman explaining that she was considering getting a maintenance man while her significant other was either gone away on business or doing something. The question that came out of all of this was....and this is for the ladies....how often do you have "get it" before you call the maintenance man? Be honest now, because I know some of yawl are nymphos in disguise. And let's face reality....those toys you buy don't always do the trick. You need the heavy petting and sweating, the hair pulling, ass-smacking, dirty-talk that comes with physical interaction. If you have a toy that smacks your ass....you need to be committed into a mental institution cause you was dead wrong for buying that thing in the first place....LOL! So I ask again....how often do you need your sexual appetite quenched before you call
me a "maintenance man"?
Inquiring [read: horny and nosey men] minds want to know.